Vigilante shovelers

Never use a long word where a short one will do.

George Orwell

A few days ago, I threw some shade on academic writing. I stand by that. But academics aren’t the only ones who do this.

The government is good for this too. In fact, an article from The Free Press tells how some officials are calling for plain-language policies. Instead of “formal, flowery, and jargon-filled prose,” use everyday words that everyone understands.

Funnily. The article goes on to illustrate WHY this is so important. Apparently, because of the obscure, flowery language of the law, residents could be fined for shoveling snow on sidewalks and bike paths. This was not the intent. But it was the interpretation.

Either way. The vigilante shovelers didn’t care.

The article says no one was fined for this anarchy. Nor were there sightings of vigilantes wearing identity-concealing costumes.

Occasionally, you might need to use a long word to make your point. But, whenever possible, use a short word that everyone understands. You’ll have a clearer message. And you’ll sound smarter.